In today's news...

Oslo has been rocked by a massive bomb explosion killing 2 people and injuring a reported 15.

James Murdoch was reportedly to have gone on the record saying "I'd tap that".

Hampshire police are investigating an accident on the M27 involving a Lawnmower.

And wrapping things up a 12' Great white shark in an effort to recreate that famous scene from JAWS has jumped into a research vessel leaving researchers "stressed". lol
I can tell you one thing, if I was sitting on the back of a research boat researchin' (as one tends to) and I see a FUCKING FLYING SHARK crash and it begins to flail around on deck:-


I'd be a little bit more than just fucking stressed.(photo courtesy Oceans research)

More news!!

In other significant events, Brisbane is decimated by flooding after a 36 hour downpour, LAYyYYy-zar cannons are being brought in on the fight against somali piracy (sidenote: I may be oversimplifying this but what happens when the pirates pop down to the local mogadishu DIY for a 4' square mirror?)

And the icing on today's cake;

A man Shot accidentally in Naples by a stray bullet SNEEZES IT OUT WHILE WAITING TO BE SEEN IN THE ACCIDENT & EMERGENCY ROOM.

You just couldn't make this stuff up.

In Today's news

Popular stories today include, but are not limited to:-

• Lil' Kim shows the western world that nepotism is not yet dead by prepping the heir-apparent for his impending departure.
• A South Korean man in a fit of rage rammed his rascal through closed elevator doors and (you guessed it) plunged down the shaft to his untimely demise (The Darwin awards have been contacted).
  
• My personal favorite, A Panamanian registered tanker has collided with your anus Uranus (the seamen got off safely), but it's rapidly taking on water. (seriously, why do people persist in naming ships "Uranus" after that whole "Titan Uranus" meme)
  

In today's news........

Jesus Christ has returned, only to get hit by a car in Massachusetts.

French soldiers in pum-pum shorts are nearly decapitated by another frenchman making a low pass in a helicopter


and a bear in Japan is filmed after his return from wudang mountain

Recognition!!

Jesus Christ! I think I've just been paraphrased in another local blog 'The Bajan Reporter' (link here), It's really only the last two lines, nothing to phone home about, but I was quite surprised to see it on one of my frequent internet traipsings.

On a much lighter note......

In other news an airline toilet jams, bringing the flight to it's knees. Everybody's favourite leader at the house of T intervenes to quell spiralling cases of football fever. Something fishy's going on in the congo (nothing new). And Lil' Kim has banned DPRK television stations from showing world cup matches unless they win, oh well, there's always 2014.

All over the world today, keyboards are smoking..

busy day today. Bloggers must be going nuts trying to get everything down.

I, however, will have to do a retrospective review, as I'm trying to conclude the interim valuation dance of death with a bi-polar honey badger.