Note to self

One day, Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know." Alice answered.

"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

-Lewis Carroll

Oh noes!

It's zombie apocalypse day now, I mean, this guy's been wrong before....but, are you gonna take that chance??

Green wars

So apparently there's a major debate on at the minute as to what artificial sounds to apply to Electric and Hydrogen powered cars. You can read the article I found on the beeb here.

May I produce to you, the car sound of the future!!


*UPDATE*

should that not go over well with the masses I have found an alternative!

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10. Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.

9. A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

8. An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.

7. Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

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1. We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

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