In other significant events, Brisbane is decimated by flooding after a 36 hour downpour, LAYyYYy-zar cannons are being brought in on the fight against somali piracy (sidenote: I may be oversimplifying this but what happens when the pirates pop down to the local mogadishu DIY for a 4' square mirror?)
And the icing on today's cake;
A man Shot accidentally in Naples by a stray bullet SNEEZES IT OUT WHILE WAITING TO BE SEEN IN THE ACCIDENT & EMERGENCY ROOM.
You just couldn't make this stuff up.
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