Popular stories today include, but are not limited to:-
- Lil' Kim shows the western world that nepotism is not yet dead by prepping the heir-apparent for his impending departure.
- A South Korean man in a fit of rage rammed his rascal through closed elevator doors and (you guessed it) plunged down the shaft to his untimely demise (The Darwin awards have been contacted).
- My personal favorite, A Panamanian registered tanker has collided with
your anusUranus (the seamen got off safely), but it's rapidly taking on water. (seriously, why do people persist in naming ships "Uranus" after that whole "Titan Uranus" meme)
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