Function : noun
Etymology: Caribbean: Barbados
Definition:
1. A small omnivorous scavenger, the mahogany bird measures around 1-1.5 inches and can be coloured anywhere from light brown to almost black. This insect does indeed possess wings, but, he lacks the ability for sustained flight, and so, must be content with short hops from windows to most notably your girlfriend’s hair. Thus scaring her sh!tless. The mahogany bird is predominantly nocturnal, but has been known to be seen soxing around your ill-kept garbage cans in the day as well. (see photo below)BOO!
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