Forget me trying to raise $200,000 USD for a mere one off ride in a spyplane, the NY times has said here that for the bargain basement price of $30 mill. USD I (or you too) can have my(or your) VERY OWN F-ING SPACESHUTTLE!! yes, I said spaceshuttle. But wait! It gets better!!.To further sweeten the deal NASA's procurement dept has seen fit to throw in the main engines for free!! -let's see here thats 4 times 800K, divide by the sqaure root of 4, carry the 2, long divide by 47.32 multiply by the circumference of the planet, hmmmmm.....- An estimated $3.2 million dollar saving!! what a bargain!
In order for me to achieve my
As the deadline for tenderers to express an interest in purchase is February the 19th, I shall also be selling the title deed to that bridge I own in town, which happens to be priced for a quick sale at the giveaway price of $28.8 million USD. Interested buyers may also contact me via this blog.
*UPDATE*
Dear
It has come to our attention that should we be able to purchase said spaceshuttle that we may become eligible for the Google Xprize, our R&D department here at the house of T have been working feverishly on final design specifications and after minutes of intense development we have come up with what we believe to be a guaranteed winner, (photo below) we are entirely confident that this winning design will secure a return on your investment within 1 year thus enabling you to rest easy, knowing your money is safe with us.
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