Do or Die!!! Pt.2

I made mention last year of a possible trip to brazil that fell to pieces after the house of T acquired a Land Rover.

Looks like it's back on for January 2011

So that's what my love life has been missing........

I may be a bit late to comment on the 'daggering' phenomenon that swept dancehalls across Jamaica a few months ago, but for those of you that happen to have been living under a rock for the past year, here's how it goes;






And now, a few small words from our legal department at the house of T


*Disclaimer*

I understand that by undertaking the maneuvers in this video, I am risking injury and/or death to others and myself, making me an idiot, and yet I still choose to participate. I understand that I am fully responsible for all damages and/or liabilities caused by my actions with the use of this instructional video. I have a current personal health insurance policy, and I agree to rely on my own insurance to cover any expenses or liabilities that may arise as a result of any bodily injury or death. I agree to assume all risk of personal injury, liabilities and death that may result from my purchase and/or application of those techniques detailed in the video. I agree to waive and release any and all claims and potential claims against Bajanisms for all personal injuries, liabilities or deaths which may result from my stupidity in attempting to perform the techniques therein.

Bahia or Bust! pt.2

You may not have noticed, but, the planned Bahia trip fell through.

Reason being, our procurement department here at the house of T has just acquired a used Landrover. Pics to be posted soon.

	LandRover Defender
	Engine	5 cylinder direct injection diesel engine. 90 KW at 4200rpm 300 NM Torque at 1950 rpm	Top Speed	ಠ_ಠ
	Weight	Hardtop 110, 1920 Kg Kerb	0-60 Time	2 weeks
	Drive	4 wheel drive	Wheelbase	110 inches
	Tyres	205/80 R16	Brakes	come & go

'Twas the night before Christmas

Merry christmas to all and sundry from the house of T

Genographic project Update #1

A few months ago I had mentioned that I took part in this project. Well, I've recently been updated on the status, and true to form, the bajans have managed to supremely cock up the process insomuch as that the results will now be ready (won't hold my breath for this) at the end of November. 2 months after the anticipated date.

More to come soon.

Here we go again.............

Just when I thought the two salmon-tot retrievers at the house of T would keep them at bay, the monkeys have returned to my house.

Disturbingly so, whenever I utter the word monkey, people tend to associate them with adjectives such as cute, playful, funloving, jovial.

not me.

When I hear the word monkey I think the words thieving, vicious, useless, bastards pretty much sums it up correctly.

Take for instance, most people tend not to know that any attempts to chase away said green monkey by throwing any missiles e.g. 'bajan bullet' will result in the whole troop returning the favour plus VAT. These monkeys have also been known to attack small children for no apparent reason. Just this morning I was met at my car by one monkey who thought it was great fun to throw his leftover ackee seeds at my head.

So until I finally do come up with an effective method of getting rid of these bastards, the search is on.