Friday, August 14, 2009

Here we go again.............

Just when I thought the two salmon-tot retrievers at the house of T would keep them at bay, the monkeys have returned to my house.

Disturbingly so, whenever I utter the word monkey, people tend to associate them with adjectives such as cute, playful, funloving, jovial.

not me.

When I hear the word monkey I think the words thieving, vicious, useless, bastards pretty much sums it up correctly.

Take for instance, most people tend not to know that any attempts to chase away said green monkey by throwing any missiles e.g. 'bajan bullet' will result in the whole troop returning the favour plus VAT. These monkeys have also been known to attack small children for no apparent reason. Just this morning I was met at my car by one monkey who thought it was great fun to throw his leftover ackee seeds at my head.

So until I finally do come up with an effective method of getting rid of these bastards, the search is on.

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