Cultural Clash:- On hurricane season Pt.2

Following on from my last post, and in what can only be interpreted as the greatest win for males everywhere it appears as though said tropical storm/ potential hurricane COULD IN FACT WAIT until after payday to touchdown. Nyeh!

As I sit here typing this there's an eerie still outside of the house no wind, no rain, there's no traffic on the streets so here's to hoping that it stays that way through the night, but for now I'll leave you with a few words of wisdom from my father;

 - "Boy, you'd better get your ass in gear for school [ed. "work"] tomorrow, but go and fill the bathtub just in case"

Cultural Clash:- On hurricane season

A: You know, we should start stocking up on stuff because it's hurricane season
B: Like what?
A: torchlight, annnnnd *frustrated gesturing*
B: Canned food?
A: Yes! canned food.
*Silence*
A: So when can we buy it?
B: ....After payday
*more silence*
B: What?!
A: Nothing!. I hope you tell the fucking hurricane not to come until after payday

Retrospect

So I've finally come crawling back to my blog after more than a year. It's been a busy year at that, with work and personal life as such.

The biggest change being that the House of T is now fully independent from the original empire and the minister of foreign affairs is now a permanent fixture.

It makes for some entertainment as she comes from a society that culturally speaking, is the complete opposite of the Barbadian way.

It does at times make for hilarious/frustrating conversations, some of which I feel compelled to share with the internet.

Stay tuned.

Cinco de Mayo

Time to party!!!

Work load > Free time

Yup, still snowed under.

In recent news, however, the DPRK had a "test lauch" for a new missile system that had everyone in an uproar. Our very own bajanisms staff managed to obtain leaked footage of the launch which you can see below.

Work overload = Light posts

Too soon?

Nope.

SOPA/ PIPA day

You'll thank me later.

In other news, posts have been light due to imminent destruction of self.

*UPDATE*

Check out this awesome rant from Maddox of the most awesome website in the universe.

10th January 2012

In a stroke of pure genius, our local station seems to have aired a less than PG-13 edition of the nightly weather report.

When the CBC was contacted for a comment, all they could say was "Nobody could ever have seen that coming"

This [not just] in

Lil' kim has passed. Making 2012 possibly the last chance to see what a 1950's communist country is like.

Bet you've never seen road tennis like this

Four Five

(Untitled Post)

Shut up and take my money!!

Whoooooooooaa

WTF, Dave?

Look out folks, the terminators are here and their takeover is swiftly approaching (see video below)Please don't let their mild disposition and "Man, I really need to take a shit" walk, lull you into a false sense of security. (I guarantee it won't be anywhere near as entertaining as the zombie takover. You've all seen Shawn of the dead haven't you?)

11.11.11.11:11:11

It's that time again folks, after hearing everybody bitching about it today, you'd swear it wasn't happening in another 12 hours.

1st World Problems

In light of all the first world problems I seem to be having in my life, It's always nice to get a reality check that puts things into perspective. I'll post the link here and you can have a read for yourself.

The Grind

Posting a bit light this week, I've got deadlines leaking out of my ears.

Oh.......

Mixed reports today as to whether Libyan ex- leader (and primary source of entertainment at the house of T) is dead or not.

updates to follow soon.

Life in the caribbean Caribbean: A comparative study

Meanwhile over in the caribbean.............

Eat Crayons, Poop rainbows

The man that brought you the place where the internet goes to die, Christopher Poole.